Castratos debuts tonight !!!

According to tradition, "no Sicilian can refuse a request on his daughter's wedding day." As a result, the Godfather, Louis Vastn, the family attorney and consigliere, and Giorgio, "Couveil", the Don's oldest son, are preoccupied with hearing requests from friends and employees. Meanwhile, the Don's youngest son Keshax, "Sishtanii", who has returned from World War II service, at first spends time dancing with his girlfriend Isabelle before telling her how his father coerces rivals by "making them offers they can't refuse," i.e., the threat of death. Frustrated Sishtanii has no choice but avenge Godfather Louis in Courveil's absense.... ... (more)

"HOME VID"

Blaconsole's Said it All for 2007

BABY's DAY OUT

Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to theother,"Are you a little girl or a little boy?""I don't know," replied the other baby giggling."What do you mean, you don't know?" said the first baby."I mean I don't know how to tell the difference," was the reply."Well, I do," said the first baby chuckling, "I'll climb into yourcrib andfind out."He carefully maneuvered himself into the other baby's crib, thenquicklydisappeared beneath the blankets.After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big grin on his face."You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy," he said proudly."You're ever so clever," cooed the baby girl, "but how can you tell?""It's quite easy really," replied the baby boy,.........."you've got pink socks and I've got blue ones."SHAME ON YOU, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ??

PEVERT !!!

Side effects of alcohol ... and remedies!!!

1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.

Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring thedrink on your feet).

Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.

Cause : You're lying on the floor.

Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.

Cause : You're looking through an empty glass.

Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite drink.

4. Symptom : The floor is moving.

Cause : You're being dragged away.

Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.

5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.

Cause : You have your glass on your ear.

Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white andthe music is very repetitive.

Cause : You're in an ambulance.

Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

7. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.

Cause : You're in the wrong house.

Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.

BY NOW YOU KNOW NEXT TIME YOU SEE YOURSELF OR YOUR FRIENDS WITH THESE
SYMPTOMS YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO !!!