We are MoViNg !!!

yeah thats right i am shifting from blogger now. i already started writing on my new blog that is http://www.georgeiswrite.com . previously i used bloggers support to run my site now i feel it has grown and needs to branch out into dedicated server. thanks for your support and keep coming to Georgeiswrite.com

Politics Explained...

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

(Original source unknown . . . this version expanded and Illuminated by SJ.)

The iMac is out but,....someone just got burnt !!!

Apple released the sleek and sexy new iMac but it also made sure someone is gonna bet burnt along with the release. Here is the evidence;


This might be in response to Michael Dell's age old feud with Stevie...heres an excerpt;
"Dell conducted a public war-of-words with Apple CEO Steve Jobs, starting when Jobs first criticized Dell for making "un-innovative beige boxes". On October 5, 1997, when asked what he would do if he owned then-troubled Apple Computer, Michael Dell said "I'd shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders."
-wikipedia-

Speak good English !!! the irony of it all...

This is what i saw in our very own AMK Hub's Food Court, Singapore. After all the effort the nation put into "Speak Good English Movement". I pray that this is a joke.